People and there Poo'utine

O.K. its a little childish but poo jokes still stand above nearly all others, or at least on par which yo momma and baby's with knives jokes. So I was sitting on my stool(not a poo joke) at work, my brain semi-fried from a days flippin and frying, trying to draw forth some inspiration for a special. The best method wether chefs admit to it or not is to mongrolize another cooks, ie. by stealing someone elses intellectual property and turning it into a new and shiny version of your own that you can stand proudly by as people pat you on the back asking how many years of study in the monastery of gourmand guru'ism it took you to carve this masterpiece to the gods. Well I didn't have to travel far the canadian bar nextdoor to us just happened to be serving poutine, a kinda lazy canadian version of nachos but with a bucket load of space for modifying.